Do YOU Know Bill Brasky?
"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He did all the makeup on the Planet Of The Apes movie."
"He once inhaled a seagull."
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives... except Fleagle."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — and sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
TO BILL BRASKY! HE WAS A SONUVABITCH!
I just put that up here to cheer myself up. I hope I put a smile on your face, too. Remember, when life gets you down, be