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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Top Five Facts About Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


This and many more amazing truths can be found at Chuck Norris Facts. The truth is out there, people.

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