Y'know, ever since I've syndicated the RSJS on Yahoo360
and signed up on MySpace
, I've become a hit with the ladies. Mind you, I have never met any of them, and really doubt I will, but somehow, they all think I'm...Well, good looking. I like the compliments and all, but sometimes it can get interesting. I got one letter from a woman who wanted to know more about me, so she sent me a questionaire. A FREAKIN' QUESTIONAIRE. I've never talked to this person before, and she's possibly very nice, but this is just too much. I feel like I'm talking to James Lipton on this thing. So, just to show you all, I'm posting here my exact response to her Q and A, uncut. I think you all know me well enough to know that I never take these things seriously, so you know this will be a good read. Her questions are in bold
, BTW.Personal Info
Since you wanna be nosey. :)NAME:
A male since 1966Location :
Not too bad. Could use a touch up in a couple of places.Hair :
Brown. "Brown Bedroom Eyes"? Get real, junior.Marital Status :
Yeah. Trying to quit.Drinking :
Not anymore.Religion :
ChristianMore About Me:
You're already asking for more? You're never satisfied, huh?Education :
God, what is this? a job application? Some college, if you gotta know...Field of Work:
Black. Not African-American. Black.Self-description :
"He hunts the most dangerous of all game. Public enemies even the G-Men can't catch!" Too much there?Looks:
Like I need a drinkMentality :
You haven't figured that out already?Politics:
I could have been a Republican, but the pay is shitty.Native Language
: SouthernOriginally From :
SavannahGreat getaway :
Anywhere where there's peace, quiet and a slushy machine.Living quarters :
Why? Need a roomamte?Like to live:
Someplace where I can ride a horse.Timeliness :
Aways in thirty minutes or it's free.Planning:
to run for something one day.As for fashion :
Look, I ain't no Puffy, but I dress well and iron my own clothes.FavoritesMusic:
Anything but chamber music and chanting monksMovie :
"Duck Soup" The Jerk" "A Face In The Crowd" Any good film that questions authority.Outdoor activity :
Mountain Climbing, bungee jumping, base climbing, skydiving.
Gotcha on that one, huh?Indoor activity:
Reading, wrting, cooking. Not to be a jerk and all, but the guy above me sure is sure of himself, huh?FAVORITE Time of year :
: When I was REALLY drinking, Jameson Irish Whiskey. Now that I don't, frozen lemonade.Why do I want to get 2 know you?
Because...What would you like to do on a first date?
Get to know each other.Why you should get to know me
: Because you seem like someone interestingWhat have past relationships taught you?
Never date someone with a wig.Describe some of the most important things in your life:
Being able to wake up the next morning and taking a deep breath. Everything else is just there.Describe your perfect day:
Read statement above.One final thing I'd like to mention...:
In case you were wondering, I don't date interacially. I just date WOMEN. It really doesn't matter what color you are. Just be a nice looking woman with some smarts about her and things will work out fine. I hope this answers everything for you.
By the way, if you do like these answers, let me know, as I feel like I just went on a job hunt here and won't get the gig.