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Monday, June 28, 2004

Just Frickin' Great

Just when you think life couldn't get any weirder for me, this happens. I swear to you all, I would never be involved with any crime except for being an optimist. Please God, don't let there be any racial profiling on this one.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know...I think we'd have to see your "buttocks" for any indication of buckshot in order to eliminate you as a suspect.

Bob Ruggiero

3:57 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

"..May have gunshot wounds to his hands and buttocks." - come on Sam - let's see 'em - it's the only way you're gonna clear your name friend. Until then - you're a suspect.

9:11 PM  
Blogger david said...

Aye Carumba! What are the odds, Sam?! Hey -- we'll provide an alibi if you need one -- you were BLOGGING at the time of the crime!

Kidding, buddy. Hang in there!

11:35 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

I dunno...maybe it's Earth Two Sam and he's wrecking all sorts of habit in ruining my good name and taking my power, like that movie with that kung fu guy who hits alot of people. Not the white guy, the Asian one.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunshot wound on the hand AND buttocks?

What *I* want to know is...What in the world was your hand doing on YOUR OWN BUTTOCKS?

Stop playin' with yo'self!

(In Eddie Murphy grandma voice): That's nasty, baby! Baby, you nasty!


11:05 PM  

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